This Saturday I received word that Dr. Michael Clayton Kemp is leaving us to move to Wisconsin. Mike's attacking style and analytical views of racing will be greatly missed, and he is a funny son of a b@#%h too. Mike has been working with a grant in the MSU Neuroscience Program but that program has run it's course so he has decided to move to Wisconsin to work for a private firm. Many of you probably do not know this but before academia at the University of Arizona et al Mike was a professional mountain bike racer. In fact his NORBA license number was 007, NO! I am not making this up. Mike traveled the country racing his bike and living the life. I will personally miss Mike and we will need some other brothers to step up and initiate some attacks so we all do not start to suffer from ADD (Attacking Deficit Disorder). Sadly we had no time for that last ride together. If you want to wish Mike good luck with an email or call let me know and I will get you his information.
Farewell Number Seven, Webbcorp
I always thought his name was MC Hammer and now you pop my bubble and tell me his "real" name is Michael Clayton Kemp..... (Probably III or something too.) Keep 'em honest over there on the other side of the pond!
ReplyDeleteMike, seriously are you leaving?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the fond farewell. The TNR and it inhabitants will always hold a special place in my heart. You'll all be missed. Except for you Craig. You're a F'n a-hole...
ReplyDeleteOuch... Smacked by a Cheesehead
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